Mine broke a long time ago. I’ve still got the Beets by Dwight headphones, those.

No need; I’m sure someone COVID-19 positive under quarantine orders will attend one soon enough, because something about freedom.

Here's the thing, if Bernie’s ability to inspire people to the polls was electorally decisive shouldn't it be carrying him to victory in the primary?

“...and also appeared to confuse his wife with his sister.”

Can’t wait for the knives to come out for Warren because Bernie’s defeat is obviously her fault.

If Lucasfilm is so bent on more Indiana Jones movies, I think I’d rather see a new actor take the role (keep it in the same timeline and period as the originals, just a different actor) than see an 80 year old Indy slow-run through action set pieces.

When $150 = budget for a set of earbuds, it’s possible that there’s something wrong with the world.

Wow, your care for humanity is truly impressive.

I’m extremely on-board with the tech and the fact that this represents a phone that for ONCE isn’t taking up more vertical space in my pocket. I can absolutely see grabbing one of these in a few gens, when 1) you’re not putting up with compromises (lack of a microSD card slot) and 2) you’re not paying a (super)premium…

Until you try to watch a movie

No one “missed the message” because the message is spoken directly to the audience. The problem everyone has is that the message is half-heartedly tossed in to pretend to be about something. Austerity prevents the Joker from getting the meds he feel doesn’t help him and seeing the therapist who doesn’t listen to him…

Oh, I understood fine what they were trying to communicate.

lol conclusion...

I hate everything about this sentence.

Hey, now. Those guys would have to clean it, display it, and find a buyer for it. It might sit in their case for months. No way they could do better than that.

Okay, I will explain this for you. My favorite theory is that the writer of this ad is actually a stay at home mom (not a CEO Mom) and she is basically writing her own job description because perhaps her CEO Husband doesn’t think she does enough or whatever. 

Someone obviously paid out of pocket when they should HAVE USED THE POINTS, MARGARET!!

My favorite theory is that a SAHM wrote this re: her CEO husband and she wanted to show him that everyone thinks the amount of work she does is FUCKING INSANE.

Clinton actually called Gabbard an “asset” of the right/GOP, not Russia. And so far she’s done that and everything extra in the last few years.

Gabbard is a public figure, so there is no way she will win this suit and the discovery will be amazing because everything has to be handed over — not just what would be admissable. I can’t wait to see the leaks that result from that. I wouldn’t be surprised if she has been in contact with the GOP.