200 Days of Scully

Pontiac Grand Prix, Aztec and so on had HUD in the early 2000's.

This is never not funny.

“Just OK shirts”

Rudy is that short guy in a bar who wants to pick a fight with you because you accidentally bumped into him. He is that guy who is constantly getting in viscous jealous arguments with his girlfriend because she was talking with another guy, who happens to be tall. Rudy won’t stop talking about how much he can bench…

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

Have you considered cup stacking?

Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.

While your earlier letter to The Times called the tobacco industry “perhaps the most odious industry in America history,” you somehow fail to mention in either letter that it was your firm that represented Phillip Morris in that RICO case.

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

I doubt Trump could even tell you what his trade positions are beyond “We need to win trade!”

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

More well known than Jon Lovitz? Get off my lawn!

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

Well, myself I prefer to stick to the policy my parents taught me, and their parents taught them as far as my “tune” about someone, in life or death...

Yes. Truth. The All Mighty Rule of Driving is never assume the idiot in the other car is going to do what you expect/they’re supposed to/common sense would dictate. People suck. You’re piloting a 2-ton missile... tell me where you’re pointing it.

“Sometimes I turn the signal off and wait until the light has changed to turn it back on. I’m in an ONLY lane. You all know I’m turning, right? No need to be redundant.”

They’re a total bottleneck, too, even if you’re at some place with the scratch to spring for two of them. Depending on people’s preference, you could get two or even three people filling up on soda concurrently with the regular old fountains, and you know exactly where will give you any particular drink. Now you have…

This maybe, possibly, could be the reason that CU, UNL and Mizzou jumped at the first good option that came their way? As Chris Rock says ‘a man is only as faithful as his options’. Those three had better options and the rest of the league is still ass chapped.