Is Chris Christie a Notre Dame fan in addition to being a Dallas Cowboys fan? He’s really THAT fucking guy?

It amazes me that you can shoot someone, even as an “honest mistake” and not face any charges. I would think that part of being a responsible gun owner would be not shooting anyone except a “bad guy”.

Finally, you guys decide to report on the wrestler winning.

I thought this was maybe video from inside the courtroom.

I hope you guys put 115 million on them to win.

In the end A.J. really did ruin Deadspin, just in a much more roundabout manner.

If the reason you didn’t fill out a bracket is because an upset like this would have ruined your afternoon, then you’re March Madnessing wrong.

The plus side is, everyone else did that, so you just have to hope you were fucked over the least.

He’s obviously trying to find an excuse that’s so strong and good he can feel less guilty about breaking up with the fiancee.

Yea, but could you beat this teen in a fight?

Well, he was very well hung...

I don’t see “The Undefeated” on here.

The law in many (most?) states that the left lane shall be yielded to faster traffic, with specific speeds never mentioned.

Dude is passing a car in the right lane. That’s not “blocking” anything.

Kasich mentioned Woody Hayes, but wouldn’t a guy who punched an opposing player for intercepting a pass have endorsed Trump?

As long as you’ve got a protection plan for those kids who God cursed by having them be born to those idiots, I’m cool with this.

Beard length.

A very religious man was once caught in rising floodwaters. He climbed onto the roof of his house and trusted God to rescue him. A neighbour came by in a canoe and said, “The waters will soon be above your house. Hop in and we’ll paddle to safety.”

Correction: Donald Drumpf.