wildworldofsporks--disqus
wild world of sporks
wildworldofsporks--disqus

Is it just me, or was the music in every scene incredibly fucking loud?

He was surprisingly effective in Maniac. He's not physically imposing in the slightest, and yet somehow he still managed to be fucking terrifying. Also, he brought an odd sort of humanity to the role that the actor in the original role lacked.

Dana’s the new girl from Atlanta trying to make her way among the Gotham literati

the social genius member of their national makeover outfit, it turns out—with a secretly brilliant moppet in tow who’s lost in his own world.

"Whaddaya lookin' at? Eat your ice cream!"

None of those people look remotely like they could be related to each other, let alone siblings (maybe Fey and Driver, but it's a stretch).

Every time I see an ad for this in a subway station, I get unreasonably angry. It makes me think of all those bullshit movies about a character who discovers that they're terminally ill, and decides to spend the last few precious months of their lives bungee jumping or traveling all over the world, when most

But is anyone there to make friends?

I'm honestly starting to think there's some audience trolling there. Amanda winning the challenge the second week by making something that looked like the model fell into a dumpster beforehand was inexplicable, let alone the judges raving over what a beautiful, stylish piece it was. Her design this week looked like it

Now, do you honestly need this explained to you, or are you taking a "devil's advocate" stance? Because if it's the former, that's sad. If it's the latter, it's boring.

Ah yes, another "beloved" "classic" from the 90s, like The Little Rascals.

Aw, that is fuckin' adorable.

It was nostalgia for a time when none of the website's current readers were reading it.

Yeah, I mean, for Christ's sake, how hard could it have been to find a long blonde wig that at least fits? They could have spent $20 at a party supply store and gotten one that looks better.

Wow. Where are you guys going with this?

Yeah, and I sort of feel like the "boy, I wish I had time to get really skinny like her" thing was a passive-aggressive dig at a dead girl. I mean, no one would have looked at Brittany Murphy towards the end of her life and thought she looked healthy.

This is one of those stories where both sides seem kind of shitty and terrible. But not quite as shitty and terrible as all the assholes who are going to live Tweet watching this garbage and then write essays about it for Buzzfeed and Flavorwire.

That's a band name no one will ever regret years from now. Well done, gentlemen, well done.

What the fuck is this show? No, seriously, what the fuck? How are they introducing new characters? How are other characters able to disappear and reappear if the town is trapped under a fucking dome??

Jeez, the least they could have done was dye that kid's eyebrows to match his head hair. He looks like a tiny televangelist.