"Nirvana is totally my favorite band, even though there are lots of bands better than them and they sing stupid songs and I hate the lead singer's voice." Dude, what the fuck are you going on about?

Ah yes, A Walk on the Moon, in which Diane Lane was forced to choose between sexy hippie Viggo Mortensen and sexy nice Jewish husband Liev Schrieber. It's like The World's Smallest Violin: the Motion Picture.

It is really fucking disturbing how fast these kids are swapped out for each other.

Yep, I'm from back in the Mork days too. Even went as far as asking my mom to get me a pair of rainbow suspenders.

—When I was a little girl, I had a pair of hamsters named Mork and Mindy.
—My then-husband and I watched What Dreams May Come a few months after I attempted suicide, and wept most of our way through it. I've been meaning to watch it again sometime, but now I don't think I ever could.
—I watched his "Live on Broadway"…

"A depressive person hears the message "It'll get better" but has an internal response of "But then it gets worse again." That's the sort of spiraling vortex of negativity that consumes you. It's almost impossible to live in the moment because you're either over analyzing the past or things over which you have no…

Thanks for this, Marah. This year has been a motherfucker for people struggling with depression. I attribute it to the extra long, brutal winter, but who knows. I had been doing a little better, but the past day or two I've been hit with a huge setback. I don't want to be so dramatic as to say Robin Williams killing…

ugh

Just reading this review has sent me into a rage.

You had the pick the most obnoxious picture possible for this, didn't you?

The new season of Project Runway doesn't even warrant so much as a "what else is on"? Somewhere Tim Gunn is weeping right now.

the way you once believed that “breaking up a lot” was evidence of a passion that could not be denied (when in actual fact it’s evidence of a couple of twats who cannot be endured)
Sadly, I know people well into their 30s and beyond who still believe this.

I've been working on a collection of humorous essays about dealing with anxiety and depression, which I expect I will end up just self-publishing for the Kindle. I also do movie reviews for a monthly horror fiction magazine, which I do not get paid for but at least it's a credential.

It's always nice when someone profits from being a smug asshole with nothing better to do with their time.

Full disclosure: I applied to be a freelancer here back when they were doing open submissions, and heard nothing back (admittedly what I ended up submitting was done at the last minute). So I'm not going to judge the quality of the writing, except that the tone is not the best fit with the rest of the site.

The actors are so heavily Photoshopped in the subway ads I had no idea they're supposed to be "middle-aged."

I have edited it, you're correct.

Don't start this shit.

Thanks, Joanie Faircloth and XOJane, for making it even harder for people who really have been raped to get their stories heard, because one of you wanted attention and the other wanted hits on your garbage website.

The Lego Movie, Finding Vivian Maier, and Life Itself, though I expect probably at least one of these will be kicked out of the top three by the end of the year.