He sounds like he's having some kind of nervous breakdown over this.

I think the bar for "slow news day" has just been lowered.

This was, without a bit of hyperbole, the worst fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. It wasn't just unenjoyable, it was unpleasant, it was ugly, it was gross. I honestly don't know what this man's game is, or what is going on in his head, but someone needs to sit him down and tell him to be happy with the money…

Great interview, though I would have loved to hear what it was like to work with Amanda Plummer in Daniel. I read an interview with her from back around when that came out, and she was an odd duck then too.

The Jewish kid is named Myron? Seriously?

Teti, I love you. People raging over the posts about this, when it won't even be a thing by tonight, crack me up. It was honestly fascinating to me, and there really is a scientific explanation behind it, so what's the harm in learning something new?

Because the internet is nothing if not an irony factory, the blissfully unself-aware people posting to complain about the people posting about this were the most annoying of all.

Lea Michele, Joe Manganiello, Abigail Breslin, Keke Palmer, Billie Lourd, Skyler Samuels, and Nick Jonas

I guess they ran out of money for the makeup budget and figured that a bald cap was enough to make Clark Duke look "old."

Dude is 40, he really needs to stop with the pandering "hey, 90s kids, remember this?" shit.

That's what I love about high school movies and TV shows, where the girls all wearing smart little matching Chanel blazers and skirts, like they all have personal dressers in their employ. My daughter's in high school, and the preferred dress of her and the other girls is invariably jeans or sweatpants, and hoodies.

Wow, the pickings are slim well into April.

I once was "friends" with a fellow on Twitter who was (and presumably still is) obsessed with Sanaa Lathan. He would Tweet at her, or mention her, dozens of times a week, and eventually she blocked him. He claimed this was the worst thing that had ever happened to him, literally comparing it to when his grandfather…

Overall I think it does, but yeah, Stephen Lack is some serious deadweight in it.

Dude's mostly been in garbage, but he always gives it his all, so god bless him.

Second prize was two tickets.

The second is “inspired by” Kip and Mona Lisa Harding’s book The Brainy Bunch, which is about their experiences raising a large brood of geniuses who have limited social skills.

For example, Sue hypnotizes Sam repeatedly.
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Gotta give the man credit, he understands his audience.

Jesus Christ, I grew up in New Jersey, it's not that fucking wacky and interesting, really.