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What about the interminable, nasal "yeahhhhhhh…yeahhhhhh….yeahhhhh…" that closes Counting Crows "A Long December"?

I guess this is to make it relatively easy to sing along with? That being said, let's not kid ourselves that pop music is worse today, when back in the 80s The Police had a song that was literally called " De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da," and Pat Benatar had one called "Ooh Ooh Song."

It's kind of sad that those kids were being encouraged to believe that high school graduation is gonna be the best day of their lives. Their li-i-i-i-i-i-ves.

I also imagine that Diane Keaton's character will be high-strung and fretful.

Who what now?

The laugh track for Happy Days was especially intrusive. In later seasons, they also added in shrieks of excitement whenever Fonzie or Chachi entered a room, to the point where the actors would have to stand in silence for a beat or two until it quieted down, weirdly suggesting that they could hear the audience.

It was at the IFC Center. Noonan was very warm and friendly, despite still looking super creepy and intimidating. If they ever (and they shouldn't, but if they do) reboot the Phantasm series he'd be a great Tall Man.

I just went to a screening of this last week, and Tom Noonan did a Q&A afterward. The thing about him being isolated from the rest of the cast is true. Also, Mann really did blast "In-a-Gadda-da-Vida" on set while shooting that scene.

Man, TV will never stop dipping from the "he's a terrible human being, but super smart so we'll let him slide" well, will they?

Can't wait to find out which one of them is the first to get to do a completely unsexy sex scene!

I wouldn't watch it at all, I just think it's funny and a little gross that they throw the tantalizing bone of "oooo, maybe we'll be controversial and he'll pick a black girl this time!" when she's almost always immediately eliminated. I'm pretty sure their core fanbase wouldn't appreciate it.

I love how they always throw one POC in the starting mix for The Bachelor/Bachelorette, as if suggesting that they'd feature an interracial relationship on this garbage show.

I'm sure it will be two hours of people's lives well wasted.

Would it have killed you to get just one non-white person for this? Maybe Reggie Watts or such?

When you writin' one of them there book things, Teti?

I think they were much better off when they weren't publicly addressing it at all.

"Socks?" "Eight pairs, can you believe it?" is oft quoted in the Sporks household.

Jill Scott's Tweets were slightly more measured than Faizon Love, who referred to Hannibal Burress as a "house n-word."

Seagal's followup album to Songs From the Crystal Cave is called Mojo Priest, which is an even better name. It includes a track called "Talk to My Ass." I'm not even joking about that.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a Capote buff, and at no point did he claim that it was a 100% true story. Half the book speculates on what Smith and Hickock did before the crime even took place, with dialogue that he would have had to have made up. I don't think revealing that some of the actual facts were embellished for