Still cannot believe that no one managed to talk Imogene Poots out of changing her last name before entering show business.

**exasperated sigh**

But at least he still has his totally hot wife who still fucks him even though he's fat, all is not lost.

Pretty sure whoever is uploading these articles is going out of his or her way to find the most repulsive images possible to go with them. This beats the guy with chocolate pudding smeared all over his face.

I'm just glad they showed Kevin Kline some love, no matter how atrocious Last Vegas was.

What would Jesus do? Punish people by giving them AIDS, according to Tyler Perry.

Don't let the folks over at Buzzfeed read that, they'll be showing up outside your house with torches and pitchforks.

I've been thinking about collecting every receipt from every purchase I make at Michael's, AC Moore, or Blick Art Supply and mailing them to Hobby Lobby's headquarters.

I'm hosting company from out of town. We're going to his very first audience participation screening of The Room on Saturday night.

Doritos are more intolerable than Robin Thicke?

I don't understand how a movie written by her and her husband, and directed by her husband has her playing…the same damn character she's played in everything else (Gilmore Girls aside). I'm not understanding what makes this different, or how it means that she's in control of her career. It seems to be kind of a wasted…

Yeah, that guy on the left is a total lardo.

Why do so many terrible comedies involve dudes making that face?

I can only assume much of the enormous budget went towards bronzer and brown contact lenses.

It was certainly an improvement over Italians playing Native Americans, like on F Troop.

Egyptian royalty…played by white people. Don't ever change, Hollywood. Don't ever change.

Yeah, that's a little bit of a smug asshole assumption that the genre of music someone performs is a reflection of their intelligence, or lack thereof.

Why are the most punchable pictures of these people used for this column?

Odd, I read the books, and I don't recall anyone getting anything in their eyes.

I started reading the book last night, and have already noticed a few deviations from the plot (for instance, Theroux's character is the mayor in the book, not the chief of police). But overall I like what I've seen so far, though the almost comically bitchy mayor character didn't mesh well with the melancholy tone.…