This sounds fantastic.

No one can take a joke anymore. I don’t know about Mel. He got drunk and said a few things, but we’ve all said those things.

They just can't seem to make shows where the audience doesn't end up hating every character in them (I'll give Penny Dreadful a pass because I don't know that it matters if the characters are likable or not).

Nope!

Have a good time all the time. That's my philosophy.

That pairing has earned the show solid ratings for the network and the promise of a fourth season (after a remarkably long 37-episode third-season run).

I love the arrogance of VH1 suggesting that their own programs were cultural benchmarks in the 2000s. They might as well have included the original I Love the… as well.

**sigh** **drink**

Because I now feel it's my civic duty to point these things out every week, the shaken iced teas at Starbucks have been around for a few years now. They're actually pretty good.

As long as there are still thousands of videos of people attempting to eat tablespoons of cinnamon and shaky, poorly lit footage of someone's television showing the "You've Got the AIDS" scene from Family Guy, everything will be fine.

I just wanted to let all of you know that I saw Pedro Pascal perform in "Much Ado About Nothing" the other evening, and he's feeling much better now.

It's rap for white people who don't like black people!

Somewhere in China right now there are children working 18 hour days producing t-shirts reading YOU COUNTRY! for Wal-Mart. I mean, we can all assume that this guy is being set up to take over the declining Duck Dynasty niche, yes?

The Hopper commercials are literally at least a year old. I think they've been replaced by those creepy marionette commercials.

Watch in amazement as A&E manages to find something left at the bottom of the "ignorant redneck" barrel!

FX has one more Debmar-Mercury series in waiting: the Martin Lawrence-Kelsey Grammer teamup Partners

Great, now I'm going to have the isolated phrase "I got a pocketful of Kryptonite" playing over and over in my head for the rest of the day.

I kept seeing ads for this on another channel a few nights ago, and of course, the first (and evidently) only symptoms of her illness is that she's a little pale and has a dainty little nosebleed. It does not appear that she looks or gets any sicker during the run of the season. I don't know that the Breaking Bad…

Patrick Wilson is probably busy counting the sweet cash he's made from appearing in various James Wan movies.

Dude, that's just not punk!