Yes, Sheppard was the voice of introduction for Mo last night.

God'sgift isn't a first teamer...?

So you're saying that you don't plan on moving to Oregon to become a lumberjack...?

Don't forget the customized electric guitar - complete with skull & crossbones inlay and Willie Mays autograph - given to Mo by the Giants. And another horrible piece of artwork.

How does "...who many times pitched hurt" qualify a person for the Hall, or less drastically, even assist the player's case?

That works as well.

From a D-Backs friend of mine, I liked this:

Gah, you're probably right. My initial thought was to go with 1 and a half or 1 and three quarters (...because, for real, no one goes with 1 and two thirds...).

20 month old?

C'mon, Frank Sieg.

Ooh, ooh. Found one!

Hope someone has a screengrab!

Nope, it was one that poked fun at Holtz's lisp. I don't know enough about the potato famine to make an appropriate joke...

Well, this one isn't funny actually. The annotation didn't exactly show what I clicked... oh well.

Brett Favre has branded himself beyond jeans and trucks:

How do you download?

That image looks like a tease for a MadTV sketch 'featuring' Yasiel Puig and Colin Cowherd.

Coincidentally, my company once had a Paul Pierce knife holder, but then it thanked us for allowing him to speak to us, collected its $25,000, and had to 'get to practice.'

Seriously, in what sense? You'd rather have plain-ass-bread than (as Drew noted) additional egg/tuna/chicken salad? If this is Satan's work, then forget to read me my last rites.