If he wanted to get away with it he should have played for OGC Mean.

Just put it under your arm and run with it. They quit calling traveling for real years ago ...

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

That Kupp really runneth over some saints

I live literally half a mile from Soldier Field. When they are home, I know something big happened about 7 seconds before everybody sees it on TV because I hear a roar. I don’t know if it is good or bad, I just know it is big. This is not helping my blood pressure.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Would you say they can’t get no....Satisfactory resolution to this situation?

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Gesundheit.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

He was funny in that episode of Workaholics but now I'm convinced it was entirely accidental, like the producers salvaged the episode in editing Star Wars-style

He won't say a word.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

I mean, I’m pretty sure a bigger reason is that the Pats won it 15 years ago.

There’s only one “The Fridge,” and that guy ain’t him.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

HE HATE TEAMS