As a person who does NOT attend golf tournaments, but is a fan, I must agree with this. I hate the whole crowd. Especially the post-shot yellers. Why?

Standard

I am wondering if I am “too” getting this one. Prolly over thinking.

i just turned in my 2009 sportwagen, 259k, best car i have ever owned, and i did not want to get rid of it, but the deal was too good. $10k +. no expensive replacements of anything, lots of oil changes, 4 sets tires, one leaky roof problem, fixed by apology $1000 a yr ago. this is so sad.

yeeaaaaaahh, well i have worked in corporate america for 20+ years, and i would imagine that all the GS employees were strictly told not to talk to anyone outside the front of the building, under threat of whatever.

i like this line. i want to punch up this “3rd king”. has potential

solution: your phone vibrate/shocks you, if it is vertical and in video mode. this should be easy to implement. they can already track your entire life.

man, i have been to 10 derbies, 2000, 01, 02, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, you get the idea. some spent infield, some spent backstretch. this looks equivalent. how can one beat the other, really, once you get to that level? (all oaks included)

Yes, ginger man is good

i can’t post from my phone anymore. does anyone on here know why that might be. and keep up the good work. i read all of these, but just can’t reply anymore, it seems

This is SOFA KING good!

This is GOAT. Bravo

OMG OMG OMG

i would like to see a forklift driver lift forks. it would be so damn literal.

I am looking for a riff off “ BLUE THUNDER”, but can’t find a quality one.

Get a job as a fork lift operator. Then go lift some forks. That would be so literal.

Don don’t drink

CHEW ON THAT!

They should have run some crazy fake play.

I caught this