Give her a hand!

Yes, Seth & Amy

I hear the viewership in the lower Midwest dropped completely off the charts

I was at this game, and eagerly awaited this post.

This is good deadspinism

Do a poll! Do a poll! Like on twitter. I vote generic

Je ne suis pas un homme de bat!

Excellent, monarchos. Btw if you want to type that name, you gotta work for it.

No. Horses need to move all the time, or they get colic and die that way. Or they favor the broken leg and break the other. Barbaro got a lot of attention because he was valuable and a champion. Much like life, he was given special treatment

FOALS. but he never had any. There is too much wrong with your post to go into. And I get humor/sarcasm. But it needs to be more clever than this

Racing employs thousands. 30000 people have jobs this summer simply due to Arlington Park being open. Those people eat and buy things. Go out to a track for a weekend afternoon. It can be delightful.

This is the correct take +$3.20

I play the fuck out of Scrabble. What does he score? And I ALWAYS splash the board with 7/8 letter word, when possible.

These clowns don’t know their blood type because they DO NOT DONATE. Do it, for a number of good reasons. END

It was the wine, prolly.

...and I in turn (+ 2 stabs for Simpsons reference)

Smithers, who is this lavratory linksman?

I am amused by the hurr-durr and the “mad bro.?” +16 for all!

Hey, SCRIBD, I'll take your word for it. ( zero-for-forever trying to read on my phone )

Sphincter