They’ll need to find another Mike for that morning show, too!

This was posted at 4:20. Not a coincidence

The labor put into this made up thing makes me puke

this is deep kinja. i like deep kinja

Well that gets a holeeeee fuck!

Tim: Thanks, giving me such a stressful evening. Now I’ll have to take a pill, grim as my condition is.

LET YOUR HANDS AIR DRY. SOLVES ALL DRYING ISSUES, AND NO HANGNAILS/SKIN PEELING

I suppose he’s a vegan who is also on a juice cleanse while training for a half-marathon to raise money for organic food reasearch

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I mean NFL rulings as a whole. No consistency across violations

I accidentally favorites the first comment I read *wink*

No shit. It’s half-legal everywhere and he’s not in REAL legal trouble for anything, right? Fuckin capricious rulings.

Exquisite

So much misinformation in such a short paragraph

Been there a bunch, and took MBA classes, too. Good town. Football team is dominating.

he DOES own seven lumber yards.

What the hell does she do now?

That is a fantastic take

I like nantz A LOT more after the toast story. Why is that?

Dude. You may need the joke explainer. I AM WITH you on the joke AND was merely asking where the account “deadspinjokeexplainer went. It had potential, but I’ve only seen it once