Meanwhile, in her solo ( bad pun ) effort to keep up with men’s sports, Abby Waumbach says she’s never put hands on a man

Deadspinjokeexplainer go?

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

NERD!

I winced BEFORE I came to the comments, he said knowingly

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This is, of course, the correct take. Now I will look further down to find the COCKS BLOCKED comment.

I liked that movie cuz Emily Blunt. But it was cool.

My superpower is figuring out rare/seldom used acronyms

HA

THIS. and. I like Jim Nantz more now that I know this...

That accent is with malice, or at least criminal intent... (dun,dun)

This, of course, is the appropriate kinja. + 1 finger

FUCKING DEADSPIN. I HATE THE CUBS AS MUCH AS I LOVE BEAR FRIDAY. (shakes fist)

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THIS !

Those camera angles are what really defines the high quality of F1 coverage.

I have always been told that the second eaglet SELDOM survives. Is America ready for fratricide?

Hours to waste. Damn kinja

Who is watching that show? Besides bubble/middling teams? It’s all over the infoweb son enough. Life doesn’t afford me 2