Cinquo him? Hmmm?

YES. via scoresandodds.com

Gambling angle. GS -7000. LAL +2000

Shouldn’t it be Quattro drug and traffic charges?

i wanted to get here so bad. it’s over for me. a hot dog is a sandwich. i tolerate dissent, too. but not on this one. will gordon has spoken.

Saturday night buried news?

Bear 🐻 Nair?

fuck did I laugh at this

I hope he isn't out of work for seven years

This is the correct take.

This is the winner

this is a kinja joke rebound. Nice

had to go deep for this take.

+1 PUP

ha. “miserable rectangular state”

there is a commented named " deadspinjokeexplainer" or something like that. Where is they?

crossover-kinja.

bump, set, spike!

yeah. Epic. Been thinking about it even when not on deadspin. It was the heroin rush of kinja we all are chasing

+1, +1, +25