wildmagnolian
Wild Magnolian
wildmagnolian

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

Today we are all Oscar.

Her daughters are kinda awful, with the exception of Duke who I like a lot. If my Daughter ever said ‘Hey remember the end of the Flinstones’ and locked me out of my house I’d say ‘Hey remember the Shining’ and hack the door into pieces. Except instead of homocidal possessed madness I’d make her coordinate getting a

Interesting strategy for Kelly. Her show sucks and her history as a racist shill whose only goal was to scare old racists about Obama. But a war with Fox News and Bill O? That could be interesting. Let’s she if she has any real courage, though. Let’s see her go after trump.

Elizabeth Heiskell revealed a skull covered in prosciutto and Bobby Finger thought, “Wow, it’s me watching Megyn Kelly Today.”

“Do you remember Greg when he was the host of Talk Soup? Remember that?”

FYI, Megan: those guys wearing white sheets at your old job weren’t ghosts.

Megyn Kelly’s face in the lede image you chose is giving me Lucille Bluth’s driver’s license vibes. Seriously, her face looks airbrushed, even when it hasn’t been!

#WorstPrideFlagEver

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

This is all fine advice, but some men really do have a problem understanding woman words, so please allow me, a man, to translate: don’t touch your peepee in public.

hahaha

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-10/11/17

Who are these fans who want to see a third movie? Show yourselves!

Actual conversation with a representative for my insurance:

I am so glad I don’t have to actually watch the show. This rundown is so much better.

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Every day I read your recaps I cannot help but think of John Oliver’s recap of Kelly’s...personality before her show had started.