That is championship shade.

Kathie Lee Gifford punched Megyn Kelly in the uterus and said, “The Lanisters send their regards.”

This election proved there are family members I don’t need a relationship with. Just because we’re related doesn’t mean we need to spend time together or interact in any way.

I don’t understand how you can vote for Obama and then the man that tried to oust him by starting that birtherism nonsense, and who is basically a white supremacist bred by white supremacists.

Best plan is to take the Crunch box, have the nice man take the Crave box, then you two mix and match snacks. There’s stuff I’d eat (with resignation) from both boxes. Wash down with Coke.

Considering the number of socially awkward things that I imagine you must get yourself into given who you are based on what I read of you, I think that’s really saying something.

Bobby I learned my “You take it, I insist” lesson my senior year of high school. I was auditioning for the lead role in the school play and the director couldn’t decide between another girl and myself and asked us to work it out. She got in first with “You really deserve it” to which I replied “No you do”,…

The perfect response then, now, and forever.

i’m with her...

This is obviously horrible. But I doubt it will have any effect. The republicans don’t even need to pretend to care anymore, optics be damned. I mean they showed us who they are a million times and their asses still got re-elected.

Amazing but I wish she’d add this doesn’t mean you have to give into political cynicism. This is one race. Third parties and more inclusive politics don’t spring up from one race. They have to be nurtured locally. They need a good representation in Congress to do anything. It’s not do or die on this one race.

Unrelated, “ducks are quacking” is what my dad says when he farts.

i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

That chick: