no I know, he is really exceptionally fucking awful. But don’t try to tell me that “normal” men don’t ever look at their daughters and think of them as sexual beings, or possible sexual partners. Donald Trump jokes about this shit. This guy is just on the far-flung fringe of sexualization, he’s not totally off the…

Well, I’m back from the lab and the results are in. Apparently the answer is... “deport the Mexicans”...god damnit. I knew I shouldn’t have done my Post-Doc research at Trump University.

I literally hate the internet for forcing me into the position of clarifying a fact about an asshole like this guy in such a way that it may seem like I at all do not hate him. He’s not rich. He attended on scholarship.

Weird, right? It’s like there’s something about him and his circumstances that makes the justice system go easier on him than other convicted criminals.

Affluenza

I gave up disliking players for shit-talking when I realized I liked it when I thought it was cool/funny. So it’s a matter of aesthetics rather than, “In my day...” Larry Bird telling an opposing coach that he better put someone else on him is fucking hilarious. And Steph Curry running back down the court before his…

Goose Gossage, is that you?

I am not a fan of basketball or have a team I root for. I find it stomach wrenching to watch golden state. Steph curry is ruining the game of basketball

Gee, with that attitude, no wonder the kid of this letterwriter looks up to someone other than his father.

I'm glad he waited until the weather got nicer to send this so I can use the heat from this take to make some smores.

Doesn’t like basketball? Played college athletics?

“If I played against him, I’d knock him on his ass if I could ever catch the little fucker.” —Goose Gossage

No. You’re not supposed to admire your homeruns. He’s showing hustle getting back on D. I think it’s okay.

Poor fundamentals! Curry will never make it anywhere with this playing style.

Whew. She has no control of her voice at all. What a mess she is.

you know what they do care about though? the kids who take 6 lemon wedges and sugar and make their water into lemonade. those lemons are cut by hand! lol

Right! if I had to quantify how much free shit I gave away while cashiering at Whole Foods that number would literally be in the thousands - and I only worked there for one year.

When Bobcat Goldthwaite was promoting Shakes the Clown he said something like Show me a man in clown makeup and I’ll show you a man with a prison record.

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