There has been a lot of talk here in Louisville about Richard taking over for Rick. I think it would be a great fit. We need someone who will jump on the horse bareback and ride us forward, even with a cowgirl on board. Someone who will go balls deep into tactics. A coach that stays focused through the whole game, not…

The Warriors are my favorite team, Albert Burneko is my favorite internet writer, and this is my favorite piece of internet writing.

Query: Had the alleged victim been Coach Jones’ daughter, would Bowles had still been castigated, battered, and assaulted for “betraying the team”?

In his defense, Butch was under the impression that the players had only mooned the woman.

This is the weirdest version of If you Give a Mouse a Cookie I’ve ever read.

As a fellow teacher, I agree with you. No guns in the classroom - not in my students’ hands or mine. Mind you, I AM good under pressure and I’ve handled guns numerous times. Furthermore, I’ve survived two different incidents when an unstable teen put a gun to my head, and one where a student threatened to beat me up…

The other day I got a hand gun to protect my kids, you know? And I’m really happy because it is SO important for them to be safe.

You mean Trumpoline?

I left out the Minotaur, there will be a Minotaur!!!

I have a much better idea than the border. We should let all immigrants into the U.S. but first they will all have to go to Texas, where we will have constructed a 50 square mile maze. If the immigrants get through it, they become U.S. citizens, no questions asked. Of course the exit to the maze will change monthly to…

The timing of her newly blonde locks has become curious.

In the US anyway, impotence is most commonly caused by dietary habits and a lack of regular exercise, leading to the cardiovascular system no longer working ideally, and thus not delivering enough blood to the dick on demand, causing a lack of good boners.

I hope some Pfizer sales rep spilled hot coffee in his lap when he realized this was a real bill. Kentucky will now be descended upon by Big Pharma campaigning to keep pricks in power.

Isn’t impotence the body’s way of ‘shutting it down’?

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

Because God doesn’t apply to them?

Well that’s no fun. Enforcing Gods will for others, now that’s what old white men are here for

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.