the most unbelievable part of the whole story is that this hayseed fucknut uttered the word “nefarious”

False-flag operation, natch. Team Sane sends a crazy guy out to do a crazy thing claiming he’s working for Team Crazy, thus making Team Crazy look crazy to those who somehow weren’t clued in by all the crazy in Team Crazy’s brochure.

can you imagine what that’s like? Going online, making friends with all the other conspiracy nuts? Now all of his friends think he’s part of a false flag operation? That’s gotta hurt.

So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

Apparently Alex Jones is now saying that this was some sort of fake event staged by Hillary’s people.

“Consequences? Is that a Frenchie word or somethin’?”

That’s a shitty development.

So Bama fans now have two reasons to piss themselves.

“Guess we got to leave it ALL out on the field today”

Crimson Brown Tide

Someone said that if you stack up 20 hunters penises it still won’t add up to a regular one. Just sayin’

It turns out the hunter was further enraged when he found that they even went bearback.

What the story fails to mention is that Pedals was having an affair with the hunter’s wife. Not only did she go black, but she went bear, so there was no chance of her coming back. The death was less about sport, and more about revenge.

Reading this made my eyes all smokey. Pedals, you were smarter than the average bear. Only you. Just picturing you walking upright gives me the warm fozzies. Pooh on the dude who killed you. I’m sorry about the boo boos on your paws. I just want to put on some Leonard Berenstain records and cry. Or maybe take a…

I wonder if Trump will underpay his legal team on their fee since he’s clearly not gonna like the job they did.

“We welcome the opportunity to have a court set him straight. “

I have seen FAR too many people post “Why are people so upset that Trump said pussy?”

Yeah, I thought things were bad when George Bush grabbed Angela Merkel by the shoulders...

A family member went to college with him and said he was the guy who would always get naked at parties for no reason and everyone would be all “just put some pants on, Billy, damn.”

I was thinking more by the scruff of the neck, like a kitten.