I’m agreeing with everybody that it was the booze. But I’m loving all the Noni!!! So much Noni!! And now she’s a meme:

I can’t imagine a worse reason to maintain a relationship – or bring children into the world – than my perceived financial self-interest.

And Merry Christmas to you, too!

2017

Long-time Katie apologist here, and I have nothing. Nothing. She is the worst, and is slowly and dull-ly ruining my favorite guilty pleasure. RIP to my Queen Stassi, who is a shadow of her former self.

You are wrong. Everything is always about Mariah. All others must wait.

This comment is bad.

Kardashian minus Kardashian.

I would have rather had an article about Garfield...

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!

All Jeremy Scott does is rip-off Korean street style print for print (not to mention street artists and skate designers) you can pick up all this crap on the interwebs for chump change

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

I came home yesterday from a beach vacation with my fiance, my dad and his gf. This couldn’t be more true. I use to only sort of be bothered by my dad’s gf, now I find her completely insufferable and probably will avoid her as best as I can for a few months. And they’re moving in together. I just can’t get her…

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

“Is that a crack in the plaster or a cobweb?”

“I kiss you once, then I stare at the ceiling.”

Selma Blair’s apology is lovely. I think you have a fourth point for your list.

Whaaaat part of this look says “comfortable” & “summery” to you? The tight pencil skirt that is making my inner thighs chafe just looking at it? The heels that will smell like a hockey player’s jock strap after my sweaty feet walk one block in them? The black kimono long sleeved jacket?

She’s wearing a fucking black gui! That’s a summer look? That hair calls for some god darned drapey linens over a fun tank top, not this Opium House Hostess look.