This news reminds me I need to take a shit.

Ahh- another scumbag, racist piece of shit saying the quiet part out loud.

Writers. It’s the writers that suck.  

Fuck you. Fred Astaire danced his ass off in The Towering Inferno.

I never try to judge people by their looks, but he is definitely a skeezeball.

The entire premise you described is horrifying.

You really have no life. You are sad. You are pathetic. You are a total loser. Go do something positive for your community. Stop trying to do whatever it is you believe you are doing here, and be a better person, or at least try to be for the first time in your life.

You are an evil piece of shit. I hope this site fucking bans you forever.

Really? Throwing shit around in a rage is more of a U.S. move. Also not cleaning up the mess afterwards is definitely one of our things.

Yes, he would. I was around for his rise, and the man was, at the time, the biggest star. (Except for maybe Mickey Rooney.)

Your dick? Is it your dick? It’s your dick, isn’t it.

You haven’t? Then you haven’t lived my friend. You haven’t lived.

Not caught.

Yeah, this is some bullshit right here.

My own ET related story is that I saw the movie twice and loved it, and then months later became friends with one of the kids in it. The kid with the big headphones. Anyway, we would go to the mall occasionally and it was surreal watching him get rundown by young girls screaming and chasing him. He was a really good…

She just can’t catch a fucking break. 

Gosh, that sounds fun. Let me run right out and see that.

The show is shit. It’s terrible and unfunny.