Finally, some good news. Seriously, fuck that guy.

“Stephen Spielberg?” You guys really do suck.

I love the unfunny, one note characters Wiig brings to the dance every single time. Bravo!

How did David Carradine die?

You have. You have written this. Well done.

Are you kidding? Watching your dad masturbate in a movie theatre is valuable father-son bonding.

Scalded Genitalia would be a great band name.

Can it be painful, too?

Where?

Bring in McGinley.

It’s not that I didn’t like it, it’s that I didn’t watch it.

On!

I checked out on The Daily Show two year ago, because I just couldn’t take Trevor Noah’s impersonations of the orange piece of shit. Every show he did those impersonations, too. It started to cause me visceral rage to hear either the real voice or Noah’s, and that was when I knew it was time to check out of the show.

I was just too excited to bring a little Stevie into the discussion.  :)

Fuck off. Cavett is a wonderful interviewer.

Thanks. You’re right, I should have, but I thought my link would show a screencap of the video.

Still relevant all these years later.

Did I do that?  (See, it all comes full circle to Urkel.)

Yes! Send out an alert for Amber.

Dude, no. Here’s hoping to a quick recovery to a great human.