With a name like Suckabee, it has to be lies.

The wife and I won Best Couple at this year’s Codependent Spirit Awards, didn’t we, hon? I gave you credit. I did, I literally just did! Well, of course we had to go up and receive it together. I am not minimizing you. I’m not! Don’t you throw that...don’t you dare throw that!

Shut the absolute fuck up.

why hasnt splinter updated the spelling?

Imagine saying you’re not as progressive as moderate social democrats, while at the same time saying you have similar goals.

That’s okay, they can still have a career in football when they get out.

What a piece of shit show. Sorkin’s a hack and should be forced to retire

Don’t kill the messenger. You know t’was Sorkin jerking himself off with a keyboard that lead to one of the most pretentious monologues in HISTORY lol.

“Guys, it’s okay! Just because they abuse workers in their warehouses, don’t pay all of their employees a living wage, and frequently dodge taxes even though they’re one of the most powerful companies in the USA with the richest man in the world running it, doesn’t mean that New York should’ve kicked them to the curb!…

just another case of meritocracy at work. This is what makes America exceptional, dont you know?

Please call someone who cares about you and ask them to come kick your ass.

He’s a stand-up comedian.  He was addressing the controversy in his act, rather than ignoring it.  Then you come along with your bullshit.  Seriously: fuck you.

There will never be another Manimal. Manimal was a bizarre car crash happening in slow motion. Recognitions is just a big wet fart.

I’m embarrassed by how many of the plot points relating to the mystery I missed, probably because the dialogue can be a little difficult to discern at times.

With the operative words here being ‘to me.’ I read your posts upthread...full of opinion and snark – your prerogative, of course. As a black person who lived in the 80s and is still living, a white man in blackface wouldn’t be worth my time or the trouble to reserve judgment for ‘all of the facts’ or something more…

Well, Sam Clemens wrote his characters based on the people around him. He wouldn’t spend an eon, in fact, he’d politely let you know: “I’ve already written about them, why write about them again?” 45's employees are so two dimensional they fit within the broad definitions of most of his antagonists. So pick a…

Funny you should say that because he just released his campaign tshirts

shut the fuck up and die tomato. 

I can respect that.

The only thing funny about you is that everyone you named is funnier than you.