The be fair the waitress saw Nunes and had to ask because she thought he was the type of guy who would inhale his straw and choke on it

Zoe Saldana as Nina Simone got a lot of press a couple years ago.

She’s not torpedoing her products. She’s playing along with jokes about them to show that he’s a good sport, in the hopes that people become less antagonistic about her and Goop. It’s sponsored content!

Me the entire time I was reading this:

I call the one with the walleyed stare Jared.

I’m afraid due to the risk of Troll Interfacing Syndrome we’re gonna need to check for blood and/or semen tomato content.

Did you know there’s no such thing as a millennial, or even a baby boomer? Its all made up to sell you shit and for political action. Basically, all generations overlap, because people make babies regardless of whether a decade has passed or not. 

Go away Tomato.

the world is darker without him.  him & phil hartman.  so unfair.

So much of SCTV was possible because John Candy could run with anything.

I wonder how many of these sketches were written years ago by Mulaney. The cha cha slide sketch in particular felt very dated. And I didn’t enjoy it at all.

I couldn’t agree more about her kids.  Frankie and Max have been absolute shits to her over and over.  Frankly, it’s her fault, though.  She lets them get away with murder all the time.  And at the end of the episode, Frankie pulls her usual snotty bullshit, and Sam caves yet again, allowing Frankie to coast on her…

Larry “Chicago” Baer

“Surprisingly, the blackface turned out to be the least offensive part about the film.” ~ Leonard Maltin, probably

Think of it as a lifetime achievement flag for his body of awful, awful work.

I think they used Richard Gere’s sexy bod for the poster.

i worked one week as a dishwasher in a kitchen that didnt have a dish washing machine, worst job i ever had and i worked construction for 5 years

I'd settle for putting you against the wall.

These kids have valid points but you’re not going to get them across by ambushing someone. You have to go through the proper channels to be taken seriously.