You totally forgot about the Final Fantasy VII remake. Nomura is personally responsible for some of the most legendary vapor ware in history haha. 

Maybe he should stretch before the game. I think a good stretch would help prevent that. Stretching is key.

I can't say that I am a fan of this. Even if it was planned from the start, this just shows these people that if they harass developers had enough they can get what ever they want. It is really a growing trend in some circles. 

the bear has a name you know - juicebox.

I’ve watched Showtime. I’ve never watched Viceland.

Shoutouts to her calling “urban” folk broke though. Only confirms what I’ve always thought of Vice: 

As silly as this is, I don’t know if anyone’s going to have their vote swayed by the reaction to illustrated mascot violence

Nebraska OH Lexi Sun dated Mo Bamba when they were both at Texas, so those references were most likely directly aimed at her and not general pop culture references, FWIW.

Guys, I’m starting to think that college students may like to have fun and listen to young people music. I’m really freaking out about our youth right now.

Stephen A Smith is the Ron Burgundy of sportscasting.  Somewhere there are writers practically choking on laughter “HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!”

Exactly. I’m not worried, though. I’m certain that Ashley Feinberg will clear this up for us in a follow up post. She really is great here at Deadspin.

I do *not* work in broadcasting—I hope someone who does can weigh in here—but given the number of incorrect players, my guess was an old note sheet from a researcher/producer?

“This is the game where Ryan Leaf finally delivers on the potential that the Chargers drafted him for!”

“Look. You just don’t bet against a team with Joe Montana at QB. You just don’t.”

Legitimately, how does this happen? Does anyone work in broadcasting here?  He’s speaking so fluidly as though he’s prepared, but the Mad Libs of players is all wrong. 

Isn’t the dude who directed the Raid working on one with Joe Mangianello? Is that still happening? That could be gre—-oh. https://www.slashfilm.com/deathstroke-movie/

It’s sad that people think that “hacking a password” means “someone randomly guessing what your dog’s name is”

That’s your opinion and everyone is welcome to keep their opinion to themselves when they are unpopular and wrong.

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