The thing is, even if, say, the Sixers can’t realistically topple the Warriors in the Finals, at least viewers would be able to imagine what adjustments and improvements the Sixers could make in the offseason to narrow the gap. These Cavs are nowhere close to threatening, and they have almost zero hope for internal…

Honestly, at this point I’d be happy to have them face anyone in the Finals other than this Cavs team. The Celtics might not have given the Warriors a more competitive series, but at least there would’ve been a different brand of basketball, and there wouldn’t be the constant frustration of watching the best…

There are some rumours kicking around that Avengers 4 will actually have something like a decade time jump (a casting call for a teenage Cassie Lang was the main evidence, whether it was real or not is another matter). It could be quite interesting to see how the world has dealt with the snapture over that long a time…

I mean, that’s true, but like...this is also very specifically matching his very specific set of “things”.

It’s not the same. Serena had a traumatic birth with a c-section that messed with her core strength. She also had blood clots in her lungs that could have killed her (and that reopened her c-section incision). Pulmonary embolisms are no joke, and they are poorly diagnosed, especially in Black mothers.

Creators of Powerpuff Girls and the Gorillaz are friends. Little known secret, characters from PG and the G have sneakily appeared on each other properties for years. Evidently by the collection of captured scenes below.

Y’know crime just hasn’t been the same since the Beat-Alls broke up.

Aaaaand I just realized Mojo Jo-Jo is a chimpanzee, not a gorilla. I apologize to all simians who may be reading this comment section.

I just can’t believe they signed this guy and not Mojo Jo-Jo. Obviously this band is only interested in appropriating gorilla culture and not working with, you know, actual gorillaz?

WE’RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO IGNORE THE SIGNS AND TSHIRTS THAT SAY “SAVE US FROM HIM”?!?!

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

As a Cavs fan, I needed to vomit, but my pregnant wife was too busy vomiting in our toilet so I had to vomit in the sink.

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

You’re right (at least about the different shooters, not sure about the independence piece). Using a quality-of-shot metric (based on the openness of the look and who was shooting), 538 calculated 1-in-72,000 odds.

God bless youtube, where you can already find a clip showing all 27 misses:

But, like, Tom clearly gets the randomness of this. Something tells me the Skip Baylesses and your local Mitch Alboms don’t.

“Oh yes. ”

Sounds like he’s asked for the game clock to be reset to who gives a fuck.

My best, Ed

...you’re aware that Fox News and Fox are separate networks, right?