One of the things we were very exicted about was 'wherever we go my games are always with me.

Next announcement; no blue shell in mario kart.

If you're the kind of person who complains about the blue shell, go play forza or whatever the fuck boring people do.

PRISM already knows that you thought about downloading it. Get out now! They're coming for you!

They need more time to stop laughing after Microsoft's conference before they get on stage for their own.

The planet that has trans women on it. Likely the same planet you live on, too.

Hell even within the US itself internet support is spotty. There are large swaths of the country with little-to-no internet connection period, and a lot of places have spotty internet.

There's one big difference that you kinda forgot. Steam is free. Xbox One won't be. So Steam can come up with whatever restrictions they want because I never paid for the service. I have to pay for a X1 and it comes with all these restrictions. I can use Steam on basically anything I already have. No new purchase…

To those saying "well now it's just like Steam or iOS" - Digital Steam games aren't exactly the same as a physical game disc for a console though... You're right in that it's generally accepted policy for PC/iOS gamers, but this is new grounds for consoles, no two ways about it. It will be a shock and a big turn off…

It's not really an issue of preference, it's an issue of "God forbid my internet ever goes out, or their service goes down, then what the hell am I suppose to do?"

Just imagine if you had to have your cellphone connected to a tower to use the calculator application or music player.

The real mystery is "how long has Chris been waiting to use that "Ice Cube discusses architecture" clip here on Kotaku, and mad would he have been if Owen had posted the chair story first?"

A $150,000 gaming chair and it doesn't even have force feedback? What a rip off.

I'm pretty sure this was actually created with magic.

If you found it hard to sit through, try my more Tolerable Edition.

At this point, if they really are planning policies that gamers won't like, this sort of joking would be like slapping their biggest fans in the face. I don't think they'd do that.

Seriously. Either the Xbox division is so big and communication is so messed up that the left hand is thinking something different than the right hand, or this is all a coordinated effort to push the limits and see how much people push back before MS decides on their official stance.

In the comic book continuity, Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Eggman are two separate characters. Dr. Eggman was originally Robo-Robotnik, a version of Dr. Robotnik from a parallel universe where he achieved total world domination and roboticized everything, including himself. He was introduced some time after Robotnik Prime was…

Captain America at LG? Come on, he's a special teams player at best. Iron Man at RT? I guess we can let this pass because it was made 20 years ago and our knowledge of super heroes is much greater now. I'm thinking you have to go with Wolverine at LG and Hellboy at RT. I could also be talked into Swamp Thing at LG.…