Look at this trove, treasures untold.
How many cabinets can one Arcade hold?

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? Wouldn't you think I'm a girl, a girl who has....everything...

Hey customers period...here are games coming out for a system you can buy right now that already has fun games on it, and now you can experience that more are on the way and know how they will work.

Because it is, "his" articles are actually written by Kinja itself and it is trying to fool us into thinking that they are actually written by a human.

Bigger question is:

I make it a policy to never reply to burner accounts but I'm going to make an exception in your case, because you illustrate a point that needs to be made about depression, whether or not you're trolling. So let me do you a small favor by replying to and "recommending" your post.

For $0 you could get a library card, but they'd probably get pissed when you start throwing a bunch of angry birds and knocking over the book racks.

Good question!

Because every shit the say to their friends or as a joke is policed by a few thousand people who spend their life on the internet being angry at evil EA and Microsoft.

Shut it Schreler, you're just stuck in the past, man. A bony past full of inconvenience and stabbed throats.

My wife, upon telling her I didn't know chicken wings came in two parts: "I love you. You're pretty."

Worst / best part is that she came to the game with the guy in the blue shirt and red visor.

So... either tomorrow, or on Monday, I'll be working up a piece in greater detail about 1999 Mode. I'd like to pitch it as a freelance piece, but if that doesn't work out, I'll probably just post it on my Kinja page or on Tumblr. I think it's a really important topic, but nobody's ever really explored why it is what…

How about stealth? How about a tranq gun? How about a taser? How about powers that put people to sleep? How about martial arts to knock people out? How about minigames to convince enemies to ignore you/join you?

And even if you thought you needed to have good old gunplay, why not have more down-to-earth combat? How…

Have you seen a man eat his own head!?

Konami Code that increases game difficulty? Now I've seen everything.