Please stop being such a wet blanket.

That's what they were described to me as... Chode pinking shears.

I like how you picked the pinking shears. Nice touch.

Presented for your review. My maternal grandmother gave birth to 16 children, including 4 sets of twins, in a span of 17 years. The last set of twins weighed a combined total of 22 pounds, and the last baby, a singleton, weighed 14 pounds flat. He was born when she was 42 years old. She lived to be 95 years old, and…

He drove.

There was an "ableist" angle, too. That was like the funnest week, when we had that conversation.

My son was 10 lbs 11 oz. My mom had to go buy something for him to come home in because newborn clothes were too small. My daughter was little at just over 8 lbs. This lady is a warrior.

wait, am I supposed to be eating black people?

When they said "natural birth," is that code for "crawled out on his own"?

OMG THIS GIF IS EVERYTHING THIS MOVIE WAS EVERYTHING THAT EAGLE WAS EVERYTHING

"I don't know that I've ever heard the "vegetarian = classist" argument before."

"Ah, a new baby!"

That baby is bigger than human baby Ariana Grande.

He is enormous and adorable and I just put out the FUCK OFF mat on my own uterus.

Oh I just made the weirdest noise reading this. Holy shit. It hurts even to think of it.

I love it when people compare the rights of human beings to those of animals and think it doesn't make them look completely fucking ridiculous.

lol what even is this

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that this level of self-absorption has found its way to the people living in CHELSEA.

I am a vegetarian. I don't bother mentioning it to most people, and I don't get preachy or soap-boxy about it. It's just a personal choice. I do know really preachy vegans though, and they get on my nerves. I also know stalwart meat-eaters, and they get on my nerves.