My favorite thing about this series: clearly current or recent members of sororities are sending this stuff to Jez. Therefore, there must be people on the inside, who have enough love for their chapter to join and pay dues - but who can recognize when ridiculous ish is going down. Butthurt commenters, remember that…

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

Hahahahahaha. Well, that is fair.

Just sayin'...as a lady who doesn't exactly have a "beauty standard ideal Playboy" vulva and have silently listened to people joke about "beef curtains" and disparage "sloppy pussies" all my life (while having no idea that I, in fact, own one of those awful vulvas they're so disgusted…

Um...guys...it's not okay to point and laugh at other peoples' bodies. I'm the last person in the world to be all "what about the men!1!!1!" and I generally have close to zero sympathy for penis anxiety, but the way people are reacting to this is fucking gross and really, really surprising for Jezebel. There are…

I've gotten some interesting emails from former sorority sisters about how they think about their experiences now, maybe that'll be the last installment.

This is the least surprising of the four posts so far; although, it does drive the point home that sororities, at least the ones featured here, are rabidly obsessed with conformity, but yes— those of us who went to school with them (or EEK, were one of them, a LONG LONG time ago with much objective clarity since those…

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

That sorority would RUE THE DAY they told me I couldn't wear a bun. I'd have to go with option #2

Kelly just rage-flipped a table in the office over this, send help

I think we're almost done. I'm having very well-groomed nightmares

They prefer viscose over cotton? That's just going way too far.

I mean, you start going too light and you're ending up in 'mint' territory, and everyone knows that mint isn't teal. Duh. This is just like, basic logic.

And then it calls the audience right the fuck out on that, more than once. That second season was intense.

You will regret it. Every time I watch one of these shows with impeccably dressed lead actresses (House of Cards, Scandal etc), I get the white silk blouse bug. Then I buy some silk blouses and proceed to ruin them, one wine glass at a time.

So does Law & Order: SVU. The Fall is significantly better.

my favourite was the "for fuck's sake!" right before she hit him

Thank you for posting this. I've been singing the praises of The Fall since it first aired on Netflix a year and a half ago. Mostly by posting Stella Gibson gifs. ***Spoiler-ish in comment below***

*raises hand*

Whatevs. My mom and her ilk (Lily-loving preppy women all) totally shop at Target. DIRTY SECRET: Real preps are cheap as fuck. Smart marketing move if you ask me.

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