In Russia- dick punches you.
A few years ago, in my free-wheeling salad days, I spent a few months backpacking through China before travelling down into northern Pakistan to teach English for six months. It was such a great adventure. I spoke about ten words of Mandarin, but man, I had fun. I especially loved Xinjiang, in the far west of China,…
Tumblr is weird, guys.
but at least one of those problems won't be "You propped me up on a tv show about how fucking crazy you are. "
Now I'm not an expert photo analyst, but I have worked with LOTS of families over the years, and I will pride myself on being able to spot some weirdness. And I'm telling you: the Machenberg-Ney family is not doing so well. The mom hypnotizes the three kids? Yeah, well, from the body language of those three kids, I…
That's not even remotely close! He clearly says "I will eat you myself and enjoy it for the glory of Comrade Lenin!" You really need to brush up on your Russian, friend.
And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.
What slippery slope?
To treating this like a utility? Good!
Socialism is the removal of competition, with centrally-planned elements taking over for the free market. Whether this is owned by the town or not makes no difference, it's still capitalism because it's in an open market and people are voting with their dollar. Also, what's the tax burden on each of the citizens to…
I'm picturing images of sad, stressed looking women pitifully rubbing their sore wrists, staring out of fixed-shower-head-only shower stalls, forlornly slicing their last cucumber onto their child's salad plate, while a Sarah McLoughlin song plays in the background.
"Thousands of women like Misty suffer every day, living in homes without detachable shower heads. Without suitable home appliances to substitute for a proper sex toy, women like Misty are forced to rely on their own hands for sexual release, often resulting in wrist sprains and sore arms. Won't you please help Misty…
This is why my sister will always be the best. $100 gift card to a sex store for my 30th birthday.
The store owner is the one who should be arrested. That dress is a far more grievous crime than mere thievery.
This is why we can't have nice fucking things. Manicured perfect, cookie-cutter lawns are fucking ugly resource wasters. Also, air conditioning, I fucking hate air conditioning. I have to carry a sweater like a goddamn grandma around with me because everyone thinks that any temperature above 70 is inhospitably…
I read your comment incorrectly the first time and thought you said you Febreezed your kids.
Epidurals increase the odds that you'll need further interventions (like forceps or vacuum, or synthetic oxytocin drip) which is why some women want to avoid having one. Birth for me was nothing like having a root canal without novocaine, it wasn't painful as in 'oh my god, something is wrong, this reallllly hurts',…
i refused to let my hair be brushed or combed, so my parents buzzed it off.
I rate this trolling 5/10. You get a lot of points for scale and scope, but you forgot the cardinal rule: spelling errors and poor punctuation. You did get some points back for having a few words in all caps, but next time you might try typing an entire paragraph that way. As it is, I'm afraid it's too transparently…
Not to mention that just because the car looks fancy, doesn't mean it is worth any considerable amount of money. My first car that I bought myself was an almost ten year old BMW 318ti, literally the lowest of the low when it came to BMWs but it was in perfect condition, had great maintenance records, and I liked the…