Can't pay most real doctors to convince your wife to throat you 4 times a week. 

I had to Google both ayurvedic and this Martha Soffer and of course it was ancient pseudoscience and of course it was a white woman.

Saying an Ayurvedic expert is a “fertility doctor” seems inadvertently belittling to actual doctors specializing in fertility with medical degrees

Sounds like the kind of thing an ‘ayurvedic expert’ would recommend, honestly.

Is there a less surprising headline for a Kardashian that married Travis Barker?