When considering the question of alien life, there are two very different things to consider here:

So when does Elmo start getting visits from Saudi bone saws over the loss of their investment?

It is truly a bizarre set of events that has occurred that makes Mark Zuckerberg the more likable of two alternatives.  He’s weird and off-putting, sure, but he’s not “the world’s most divorced man”, “the world’s tenderest billionaire”, or “someone who spends all day chasing clout from the alt-right teens.”

*Plugs. We were making fun of his hair plugs.

Which is to say, entire layers of middle management of this company exist to insulate the CEO from actually needing to understand how any of this works and also to insulate the people who need to understand how relevant things work in order to do what they do from having to respond to the CEO’s whims.

Agreed.

“My name is Talking Tina, and I think Hollywood has run out of ideas.”

I love every episode but when will we get some “William” Boimler time

The rumor mill is buzzing that DeSantis may tap Skunk Ape for his running mate in his 2024 presidential campaign.

the legendary Skunk Ape is abducting Floridian women — and a black ops organization may be involved

Since the article does a very poor job here of laying out the issues lets actually do that. To be clear, all of the racist bullshit was added with this release and wasn’t there previously.

A sleepy, dementia-riddled, zombie who also happens to be a brilliant, cunning Bond villain.

My cousin is stomping mad about this speech.

No, thanks, I have a new best friend.

I have a feeling that this new business model / reboot will be a huge, huge success.

I cured covid and got 10 hole in ones today! - Kim Jong-Il.

I suppose if you shoot someone as soon as they show Covid symptoms you can technically say they didn’t die from Covid.