So when does Elmo start getting visits from Saudi bone saws over the loss of their investment?

It is truly a bizarre set of events that has occurred that makes Mark Zuckerberg the more likable of two alternatives.  He’s weird and off-putting, sure, but he’s not “the world’s most divorced man”, “the world’s tenderest billionaire”, or “someone who spends all day chasing clout from the alt-right teens.”

*Plugs. We were making fun of his hair plugs.

Can't pay most real doctors to convince your wife to throat you 4 times a week. 

I had to Google both ayurvedic and this Martha Soffer and of course it was ancient pseudoscience and of course it was a white woman.

Saying an Ayurvedic expert is a “fertility doctor” seems inadvertently belittling to actual doctors specializing in fertility with medical degrees

Sounds like the kind of thing an ‘ayurvedic expert’ would recommend, honestly.

Is there a less surprising headline for a Kardashian that married Travis Barker?