Lewis Dodgson, the suspicious character Dennis Nedry meets up with in the original Jurassic Park—so this company is part of the mythology, but that’s not important to the plot at all.

Boy you got that right. A friend of mine recently bought a Tesla, and he is now a TOTAL Musk fanboi, annoyingly so, because he NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT ELON GODDAMN MUSH!

Uh, a plan to send fifty people to Mars is pure delusion.

Updated it to be evergreen

Lots of use this week...

cant wait to see the robot in 2 months!!  hahahahaha.  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sigh. If I must:

Can't pay most real doctors to convince your wife to throat you 4 times a week. 

I had to Google both ayurvedic and this Martha Soffer and of course it was ancient pseudoscience and of course it was a white woman.

Saying an Ayurvedic expert is a “fertility doctor” seems inadvertently belittling to actual doctors specializing in fertility with medical degrees

Sounds like the kind of thing an ‘ayurvedic expert’ would recommend, honestly.

Is there a less surprising headline for a Kardashian that married Travis Barker?

I want to star this post, but it’s sitting at 69 stars and that feels right.

I guess being in that “Weapon of Choice" music video helped him walk without rhythm.

I actually admire her unwavering commitment to go Full Clown for the Orange Clown.

Hey Fucked Around!  Welcome to the Found Out club!

Amazing. After spending more time than I ever expected on boring weekends watching how Kabuki theater was created and how it’s performed in modern times, I have no doubt this play is bewitching thanks to the lineage and long history of Japanese theater.

For those wondering who is currently playing Chihiro? Japanese actresses Mone Kamishiraishi and Kanna Hashimoto

There’s nothing inherently “sexual” about gender or orientation.  You act like they’re trying to show porn to first-graders.  There’s no reason kids can’t know gay or trans people exist.  

That bill would also prevent showing almost the entire Disney catalogue of movies, and books. Since most of them display some form sort of sexual orientation. Example, Sleeping Beauty and Prince charming kissing.

TBH, the bill is not designed to “don’t say gay” but to destroy public schools to money can be funneled to…