Cookie is my goal. Controversy is my bakery. Me will do hundred reps of cookie for 6 pack of more cookies.

No chance for criminal charges though...Pippen refused to go to the court.

Initially we just thought that Icognito was your average schoolyard bully. But given what’s happened to Martin’s life since, it turns out Richie might be one of the greatest bullies of all time. It really makes you reconsider where you rank him.

Man is bullied to the point of near suicide. His employer, who also pays his bully, does absolutely nothing to support him, while continuing to pay his tormentor millions of dollars. Man cannot recover from his ordeal. Article is written implying it’s all his fault.

I don’t know why Josh McDaniels ran screaming in terror back to the Patriots, do you

The Aristocrats!

Poor man’s bidet

Big deal. I took a 2 today. And it was a total splash.

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

In defense of The Browns, they were under the impression his last name was “Football”. With a name like that, how could he not know the game? Why even bother asking?

One day that man will coach the Browns.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

“If they would have done their jobs, they would have known I wasn’t going to do mine. Also, I am currently a free agent, and teams would be very smart to sign me to a nice contract.”

She can’t possibly have violated a 2016 NDA during the filming of Knocked Up or the 40-Year-Old Virgin.

So, he’s both confirming that he, like Tom Arnold, Mark Burnett, and many others, kept his mouth shut to the detriment of the world AND is maybe putting Daniels in legal jeopardy for disclosing the affair by saying this now. Good work, Seth!

Seth Rogen on Ellen, talking about Stormy Daniels’ affair with President Trump.

“Obviously, we’re not a fan of it. He’s a young kid. I could’ve said something at 2nd base but they have tremendous veteran leadership over there.”

Being Catholic in 2018 is a crime against humanity, 98yo virgin or not.

All blogs should have no more than 200 words.

How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!