You know that that is Not How This Works!!

If that trap door isn’t used by the end of the season it’ll be a damn shame. Chekov’s gun and whatnot.

“What? If you were already hunting them, Dumbledore—if you already knew that’s what we needed—then why the hell did you make such a production of unlocking a memory that just tells you what you already knew? This is driving me bananas; someone, please explain what I’m missing.”

hair?

It’d be a real shame if we hadn’t all downloaded these in a single zip file 20 years ago

By far the worst thing about the original Switch is the kickstand, and they fixed that so... uhh.... hooray Nintendo?

“the upcoming prequel film which will explore the origins of the character”

Oh, they definitely will reboot it. I agree completely. I just think they shouldn’t.

I would consider re-casting an iconic character to be ill-advisedly trying to recreate magic.

prove it

Right? I was genuinely surprised to see “Japan” and not “Florida”

Haha, exactly. I’m a David Lynch stan, but of course he doesn’t want to watch this movie. He already made it! And it was so poorly thought of that it’s now being remade by somebody else. Seems pretty obvious that he’d want to take a pass on seeing it.

Sorry AMC, but if you want me to risk my life you’re going to have to pay me 15 cents

Uhh maybe I was one of those angsty kids, but I basically covered my ears for 3-4 years and waited for this shit to be over. There was still plenty of good music being made in the late 90's, but nu-metal made rock radio entirely unlistenable for a decade.

affirmative

Gore might also have prevented 9/11 by, you know, reading his briefings

“...the lowest moment in American democracy...”

Recency bias for sure, but the first ~10 seconds of Run The Jewels 4 put a huge grin on my face every time

Record stores, but otherwise, yes, this is me.