it’s....a list of things which did not happen in video games 25 years ago. A single article seems appropriate.

not *all* of them though. It’s complicated.

Which is 100% on brand for the guy who loves to announce that his “album is going to drop next week” despite the minor fact that he hasn’t, like, written the songs yet

they crossed about 5 years ago

It’s all idolatry, the characters are fictional to begin with

Statement was misleading, Kraft singles are not cheese

is it colby? gouda? swiss? Please name the cheese

exactly...there’s like a 2% chance that I. Trump has any idea this concept came from a movie called The Matrix

Would 100% watch two hours of Bill Murray getting hit in the nuts by Slimer, though.

But why was it a prerequisite that everyone had to have forgotten about the events of the first movie? Let them remember. Have some continuity. I don’t see this as an obstacle.

You’ve got the sequence 100% reversed from the Correct and True Ranking, but otherwise, good list!

Anyone have advice on a good leaf *vacuum*? Our street is full of honey-locust trees, which drop tiny unrakeable leaves everywhere. A leafblower just swirls them around and they’re a damn mess. 

Anyone have advice on a good leaf *vacuum*? Our street is full of honey-locust trees, which drop tiny unrakeable…

But he covered that possibility by saying “apparently.” Just some paid rep from BIG RAKE trying to push an agenda with sketchy data.

But he covered that possibility by saying “apparently.” Just some paid rep from BIG RAKE trying to push an agenda…

Sometimes the trolling is a little too obvious. Subtlety is the key.

Nah, plenty of cold beer inside the bag

Sure, but the first pick of the 3rd round is basically a 2nd.

Neither! Ivan Reitman is, in fact, not deceased.

Actual Lawyer, this is something I really don’t understand. What would be the purpose of releasing this video to the public? Who benefits?
Full disclosure: I agree that Robert Kraft is awful, as are the Patriots, and I would absolutely watch the video and find it hilarious. Not sure whether that justifies its release,…

Should be Archduke Archie, obviously 

he made it though