Sigh....shut up and take my six-year-old daughter's money.

uh, yeah, some very fine people on both sides

“I’m very sorry I got caught.”

please upload your copy of Ghostbusters 3, thanks in advance

You were most definitely NOT there to “answer some damn questions,” which likely explains why you lost.

He said boner...this is clearly a post about three-legged soccer players

yeah, I can’t imagine saying this unless her name tag said “Baby” and she introduced herself as “Baby”, and even then it’d be very weird

man, Larry Storch is gonna be bummed to hear about that

You can’t “trade history”..that’s not a real thing. The NFL can say, “in our record books/etc we will attribute these pre-1996 statistics to the expansion team created in 1999 and called the Cleveland Browns.” But that isn’t history, it’s creative bookkeeping. The history is that those statistics happened with the…

Peyton Manning is the best quarterback to ever play for the Colts franchise, a list which includes Andrew Luck, Curtis Painter, and Johnny Unitas.

this thread is infuriating and you’re the only one who makes any goddamn sense

can we get a compiled list of the rest of the Top 10 Dunks of the Year (2019) for comparison?

Wat a dumb question. Mouse Trap.

Wat a dumb question. Mouse Trap.

It’s obvious that Drew sat on his balls and is now in the hospital

Or else what? Take your $100M guaranteed and go play somewhere else?

I’m relieved that you didn’t mention chamomile, which is excellent. Obviously based its omission from your list, you love it too. Glad we agree.

This is exactly what I’ve been thinking while watching this season. Rodgers is just saying, “OK, you called a 45-yard post route on third-and-1? That’s what I’ll throw.”

Twin Peaks!

Just cast Kristen Wiig. Done.

How is Detroit bad and Miami good? That’s insane.