Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

Here’s one more.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Yea I also take Utah way too seriously.

Utah: Imagine Buffalo...now take away most of the alcohol.

a Ballmer-owned company called Murphy’s Bowl LLC

The Ringer really is a god awful name. And they have a god awful color scheme

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I hope people let this die and don’t keep droning on and on about them.

“What are you reading?”

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

What was its name before it “mysteriously” lost its eye? I mean, presumably Eyepatch, but who knows.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

Careful now. Haggis is the food of the gods.

A well-cooked traditional English breakfast is a joy to eat.

Do you want the honest answer? Cause you aren’t going to like it...

#1 would be allowing teams to inbound the ball instead of taking free throws should they not want to do that. Teams might still foul intentionally, but the incentive goes way down and it takes much less time to inbound the ball than to walk it over to the foul line and take two shots.