Well, enjoy not talking to people for a few years. Milwaukee has several of the best young stars in the sport with a future MVP candidate among them.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

OK, so we have sunk so low as a civilization that some guy in supplies says something like “ Hey, we got that real expensive killing drugs; what should we do with it?” And the response is “ I dunno. Maybe kill a buncha folk with it before it goes bad?”

Good thing you finished before the Senate confirmed Gorsuch.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

An ice cold beer in the shower after a long day of doing yard work is truly one of life’s great pleasures.

Hamilton,

Ice cream cakes are poor examples of both ice cream and cakes. Kids only like it because it has two of their favorite words in it, otherwise it’s like somebody hard froze the worst soft serve they could find and put a shitty screen print of whatever dumpy cartoon is momentarily en vogue on it.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Wisconsin fan. It didn’t help, so I am imagining you as Duke instead.

Jet fuel can’t melt stadium cheese.

Listen, if recent history repeats itself, PLENTY of Eddie Lacy is going to be in training camp for Seattle very soon.

Get a snowblower.

“So I know where I’m going to be for the next eight years of my life. It’s not an unreasonable time frame if you think about it”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”