Could be worse, the officer could have fed him a giant douche.

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

The Back to the Future 2 prophecy was only a year off, not bad. It wasn’t exact though; perhaps a skew in the time line? That could explain why Biff is running for president . . .

Deadspin today:

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

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“Aw man! Sorry! Tina’s great aunt is visiting that week (NOTE: She has no great aunt).”

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

When I feel myself it usually ends with a dream shake.

Wow, Embiid looks like he’s going to be really good. I’m sure Sixers fans are thrilled that their team’s management put the team in position to acquire such a talented player.

It’s clear that he’s better than the pile of crap the Texans fielded at QB last year

If a player did this, columns would be written across the country and Goodell would suspend him two games. Four if he were black.

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.

No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

Is this sports?

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

Clarification: Cream soda is good.