Husky and Starch

Fuck that. Burn him!

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

Those are the little nut candies in the gold foil, right?

*scrolls down list looking for zoolander*

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

All religions suck.

Title Nein

As we know, most Vikings fans are fine with the switch at RB.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

I fucking hate this man.

How does a fancy dog even get ahold of a phone, let alone call into a radio station?

Evans: Really, not a single strawberry? Not even in a jam?

Tom's never eaten a strawberry, I've never eaten a supermodel. Tom wins.

Are you honestly comparing JPP to Thiel? This is not a billionaire with a grudge from a separate incident, it’s a millionaire who’s private medical records were shared publicly for no reason...

Whatever the legal standing, it’s morally reprehensible. As was outting a gay man, no matter how big of a jerk he is.

I wrote a haiku about this very question:

It’s one syllable, duh

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.