I’m already so sick of this idea that if I don’t drive a pickup truck and my job doesn’t involve bending sheet metal, I’m not a real American.

I realized it in college when I said it smelled like a storm and everyone looked at me like I was crazy. It was weird, like when I learned on here a while ago that other people’s imaginations aren’t like full color movies.  

Your dad was probably right, but he shouldn’t be in the microwave in the first place.

Speaking as another former 24 year old no, it doesn’t help. But there are plenty of people twice her age who are just as ignorant and just as cringe-worthy.

Yup, a friend posted that she had never seen such disrespect towards a President as she has with Trump. Someone asked her how she liked living on the moon the past 8 years and she lost her frigging mind, and said that no one has ever said anything so rude to Obama. She then started deleting comments. If it wasn’t a…

My aunt commented on my fbook post about my language and I just deleted her comment. I’m a fucking adult and my country lost its shit. Ain’t nobody got time to mince words.

You hit the nail on my head. I truly believe WV is on its way to becoming District 12. I miss it, but I don’t think I could ever move back permanently.

Michelle Obama did not choose to be black. Donald Trump chose to be orange. We’re making fun of his horrible lifestyle choices.

To each his or her own, but Alfred just has so much neck! I didn’t know I had a neck threshold, but he made me learn something new about myself.

NATE can definitely get the cookies! (Hopefully with my husband’s permission) but Frank sans beard has risen from #4 to #1 in my book.

Just a thought here, maybe there is a reason why a lot of white middle america keeps losing their jobs?

Beautiful & dignified? Classy! Was it an ironic post? I have seen Melania’s areolas. And I wasn’t even looking for them. Her face is snatched so tight she must have a binder clip holding it together under that wig. What dignity is there in plagiarism, racism, sexism, or being married to a piece of shitism? This fool…

Now now, Richard. It is up to us to be better. Better I say! Using coded language like ape isn’t deplorable! It’s their right as Americans! And it doesn’t mean they are racist! They are just telling it like it is!

Only if you’re female. Alcohol is magical that way. It makes men not responsible for their own actions and women responsible for everyone’s else.

Dear Scared Shitless,

Eve has always been responsible for Adam’s sins.

Serious question Re: Levine picture:

Me and my friends are renting a minivan, because we’re leaning- in on this shit.

He’s a gorram teddy bear lumberjack and I would do him yelling “timber!”