Rams fans sold out every home game from when they arrived in town in the ‘95 up until December of ‘06 for a Christmas Eve game between two teams out of the playoff picture (100 straight games including playoffs). In ‘07 they went 3-13 which started the worst 5 year stretch of any NFL franchise in history. They’re…

So if you don’t sexual arouse anyone you have no gender? That must be rough for you.

This is a horrible take. Pomegranates are delicious and healthy.

Oh my god, 292 square miles of Oregon? That’s nearly 0.3% of the area of the state! The federal government is crowding ranchers right out of the dang range with that kind of sprawling seizure of, uh, apparently mostly freshwater marsh. Jesus it’s like performance art at this point.

A recent New York Times article about these guys noted that they’re having trouble starting fires to keep warm because the sagebrush they’re using for “firewood” is covered in snow. Which, obviously. Because it’s winter and it’s the fucking desert.

I find it funny that he called you a troglodyte, yet he supports men trying to maim other men because they got their feelings hurt.

actually two things that would rest heavily on you

It’s customary to put the defendant’s name second.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

That’s definitely a very American thing.

The other very American thing is the bandwagon fans who don’t try and claim they’ve been around since before the bandwagon got started, but claim there isn’t a bandwagon at all.

Not just punts, but unreturned missed field goals too. A rouge is scored when the receiving team cannot return the ball out of its end zone. The returning team gives up the point and gets possession on its 35 yard line so it has to weigh the benefits of ceding a point vs. field position.

I was watching this because I loosely follow the CFL and was endlessly mocked by my roommate who thought I was some sort of sports hipster. Fuck that though, Canadian football has cooler rules that are pretty fun to watch.

Move the Titans back to Houston and give them back the Oilers moniker. What about the Texans, you ask? Move them to St. Louis and rename them the Cows. What of the Rams? Move them back to Los Angeles. Move the Raiders back there, too. Move the Jaguars to San Antonio and call them the Alamos. Move the Bills to Alabama…