The one to rule them all.

That seal put some mustard on it too.

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”

Ummmm no.  The question is: who’s going to play Endora????

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.

so i was gunna train today but i ripped my nutsack in half. im bout to get stitched up. i was holdn a board over my head with a drill n my pants. i was sizin up the board n the drill went off n tangled my nuts up n it. i dropped the board and reversed the drill and untangled my nutsack but they was ripped n half. im…

You’re talking about suggestive “ghetto” names, and your company is named “Mantality”? GTFO, right now.

This ended about the way you’d think it would.

Why are weddings off limits?  Standing in his own backyard minding his own business wasn’t.

I will never not take the chance to post the best watermelon video ever.

Koyaanisqatsi

Her: “I didn’t do anything!”

#DontStartNoneWontBeNone

Ahh, I see that Becky With the Busted Lip was unaware of the “Talk Shit, Get Hit” clause in subsection A, Paragraph 3 of The Wypipo’s Guide to Not Getting Your Ass Whooped, in which it clearly explained that “talking shit” does indeed include the snatching of things, which includes both edges and protest signs.

12. “You know what?”
13. “This n*gga.”
14. “Hold up.”
15. “It’s like that?”

I get what ursine. 

Fucking thank you. I barely skimmed that post because it just dripped with white liberalism.

If anyone ever said anything about Fred Rogers, I’d demand proof. Everything he’s ever publicly said and done shows him to NOT be the kind of man who’d ever do anything like this. If it ever turned out that he really, actually did something so offensive... I’m not sure how I’d deal with that.