That Erykah Badu pic looks like she’s trying to play all four Wiz characters.

Starting this convo with a fuck Tulsi Gabbard.

As a Gen Xer, I just want to point out that I was anti-Boomer way before it was cool.

The intersection of my all time favorite sports team playing a World Series game 7 and my all time favorite website being choked to death in front of my very eyes is too much to handle.

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

So they used “sports to stick” it to the man?

No shit! Really, really, REALLY would’ve preferred to see Deadspin cover (and the Deadspin commentariat discuss) what happened last night, and whatever happens tonight...

Stick to commenting!

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Booing a bad president is good. Booing autoplay ads and bad media owners is also good!

Booooooo!!

Jesus Christ, can we at least wait until the Nationals actually win before starting in on this bullshit?

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

On behalf of all the Nationals fans and the residents of the District of Columbia, I invite you to kick rocks, you bitter, angry hack. 

Way to embrace your inner Dad.

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

This Nationals team is definitely NOT the choking dog Nationals of the Bryce “most overrated player in baseball” Harper era. I’ve been a season ticket holder since the very first game at RFK, and believe me I, too, kept expecting them to gack. Even as late as the first two weeks of September when the Mets beat them 2…

Isn’t he too short to be a Universe Warrior?