ABANDON HIS PUBLIC?
Wicway
wicway
It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.
He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.
Also, I don’t know what Hollandaise is.
The ghost of Rosa Parks politely asks you to shut the fuck up.
I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.
I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.
Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.
When i was 14 no one gave a fuck what i had to say and frankly, they were right not to.
The thought of Michelle in a fascinator is all that’s sustaining me during these dark times.
Obama is the best. He doesn’t even have to do this stuff anymore but look at him, out and about. Meanwhile the shitstain in the White House is trying his best to destroy everything good in this world.
Can you imagine any child being that happy to see the dumpster fire currently occupying the White House? Children lose their damn minds getting to see Obama.
I like all of the Chrises, but Chris Evans—talented, sexy, outspoken, unabashedly liberal, dog-loving Chris Evans—is the best Chris.
Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…
Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.
A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.
What the fuck is this comment? Get lost.
Why are you counting, you miserable dickhead? It’s already been played by your worthless ass.