wickerwitch
wickerwitch
wickerwitch

That’s what turned me off before ever tuning in (though I DVR’ed it and may watch eventually): how much makeup they caked on Mirielle. When someone is described as a natural beauty, Mirielle should be the standard. Her beauty is luminous without all the excess ornamentation. Also, I hated that the woman in the show’s

Like the trope of dads trying to prevent their daughters from dating until they’re 30. To protect the “innocence” of their precious little girl. I’d say most fathers don’t sexualize their daughters.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

What they're saying is that we never saw the victims as people and our main concern was caping for a fellow white guy.

the pope continued, “unless those walls are around abortion clinics then build them high af and electrify ‘em”

Holy fuck...but you know, having guns is the most important thing...

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

“I’m such a quirky, cool, and unique individual that I need a quirky, cool, and unique pet. Otherwise, how will anyone know how quirky, cool, and unique I am? You think I’m gonna buy a dog, like some schmoe? As if.”

Why is there no vomiting emoji?

Katie Holmes is probably having uncomfortable flashbacks. There was a time when Tom Cruise’s publicist was planting stories of his heroism in the media on a regular basis.

At best he is sitting there laughing with someone else about something unrelated while someone is getting an award for their work and he can not be bothered to stop his conversation for five seconds to acknowledge someone else’s accomplishments at an event for the sole purpose of acknowledging his peers

You know, I’m not one to be a bitter ass at the success of others, but Leo his legit bad at acting. So many of his performances are LAUGHABLY bad, but a GOD of a director like Scorsese likes him. He is (buzzword alert) the personification of White Male Privilege™.

“Lawyers and enablers, thank you.”

American men emigrating to Norway will need this class.

I think a lifetime of cat ownership has well prepared me for an ill spouse:

Wait, so you’re telling me that a man that named a female character PUSSY GALORE was a reactionary, lesbophobic misogynist?

#DeathGoals

You stab your wife - you can't come back from that. I'm not surprised women flocked to him. A lot of women have internalized the Men #1, Women #2 hierarchy thinking and will find any sort of excuse for being a doormat such as "he stabbed his wife but he had a twinkle in his eye - he was SO charming".